The Center of Disease Control, or, someone with the initials of CDC, issued a "dire health warning" for all of America, according to the not so bright folks at Eat The Press - Don't Wipe Your Bun With It.
Our chief scientists, Drs. Ding-a-Ling and Ding Dong, Siamese twins, from Father Guido's $25.00 University and graduates from the N. J. State Hospital for the Criminally Insane, held a press conference in the basement of the Washington Monument, to announce their Annual Hysterical Health Warning:"If 'Merica it is to survive, then, Brothers and Sistas of the Corn Hole Degeneration, we must purify its body politic by asking ourselves this simple question every morning."Have you had your morning TRUMP today? Don't forget to Wipe Your Pence. That thing is more toxic than one's daily 'Trump'!"Have you had your DAILY MORNING TRUMP, TODAY? Don't wait, the environment cannot hand all of those toxic fumes erupting from Trump! Remember, dispose of your Trump properly. Flushed it down the toilet. Flush three time, and cross yourself six times.Thank you,"Doctored" Jonathan Livingston Pigeon-Poo,CEO & Flounder of the Bird Droppings Institute,"A Think Tank For Morons - No Idiots, Please".