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Fellow Newsvine Fiends, are you aware, my dear sweet, empty headed deplorable, that the infamous Koch Roach Brothers have pumped hundreds of millions of dollars into Republican coffers to move America closer to a "Corporate Owned Government", (Corpophrapy),managed by Reality TV stars, like Donald J. Trump, with the obscene blessings of Southern Evil-a-genital guv'ment haters? I did not know that either, until, I made it up for this post. However, to me, it seems that they are right on target to achieve their goal. Will you help them, by not voting every again, or, voting for a third party candidate?
Are you happy, now?This is Wintrope Merridethe, The III, publisher and flounder of Eat the Press - Don't Read It - Don't Read Anything. Ignorance is Bliss! That is now the new Conservative Republican Anthem! "IGNORANCE IS BLISS!"Are you sure that this EPISTLE did not change your life? It did mine? I no longer have pounding headaches and want to vomit every time I see the craven image of our ILLIGETIMATE president. I just want to slice my wrist!