Brothers and Sistas of the Corn Hole Degeneration, I stand before you, because if I stood behind you, you might think I was gettin' a little to frisky. And, I don't eat Friskey's Cat Food, anymore, anymore, you Communist Wh*re, Hillary/Sander! No sireee, ever sense I get me Social Security check mailed to me I live "high off the Hog", above the New Orleans' Hine Quarters, 'cause I am high most of the time, thanks to Mother Natural's weed patches.Politicians can't fool this old fool. I know what's goin' on: Hillary and Bernie are one and the same person.I was speakin', of course, about that
Communist Wh*re, Hillary Klint-ton. She is ruining 'Merica by runnin' fer president. But, nevertheless, I digress. That is to say, that I have no clue what I am talkin' about and defy you to figure it out. I can assure you, never in me life time, at no time, did I ever know what was goin'. Not even during my wedding.That is why Re-Puritans, (church going Republicans), love me so much. They think I am stupid. I ain't. I am dumb. Dumber than a flat head nail. Conservative Republicans want to convert me to their wicked ways, stealing from the poor and giving it to the rich. Tea Republicans tried converting me to their "Talkin' In Tongues, Born Upside Down & Backwards, Shouting at the Rafters, rollin' on floors Evangelical Christian-Republican Religion", but, I am scared of da water and don't want folks to "dunk me fer Jesus' sakes! I ain't handling any snakes, either, to prove my righteousness. That's nuts, and, I know nuts. I am one me self.The last time I manhandled a snake she bit me in the crotch, so that's organized religious organism is out fer me. No siree-bob, Brothers and Sistas of the Corn Hole De Generation, I am here, to tell you that 'Merica is going to Hell in a Hand Bag. What difference does it make if'n' its a "Designer's Hand Bag"? It's still a "hand bag". Probably made in China and sold on the streets, here, in 'Merica, by illegal spaced aliens, who is takin' good jobs from toothless 'Mericans that need that dental plan that Old Bandeau gave us, which we hate, but, wil
l use, 'cause we be Christian Re-Puritans, you see. Get it? I don't!
This is Wintrope Merridethe, The Turd signing off, way off.